Joke - Ek aadmi boat se kahi ja raha tha. Achanak se zor se hawa chali aur

Ek aadmi boat se kahi ja raha tha.
Achanak se zor se hawa chali aur
uski boat palat gayi.
Usey swimming nahi
aati thi.
Woh duaen karne laga
"Ya Allah, agar mujhe bacha liya
toh me garibo me 21 kilo laddu
batunga.!"
Fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi
si leher usey zamin pe le gayi.
Woh khada hua, aur haste hue
upar dekh ke bola,"Haha kaise
laddu, kaunse laddu..?"
Fir zor se hawa chali aur ek badi
leher ne usey wapis pani me
kheech liya.
Vo banda fir chilla ke bola,
"Matlab main puch raha tha besan k
ya boondi ke..?"